A Formalised First-Order Confluence Proof for the lambda-Calculus using One-Sorted Variable Names (Barendregt was right after all ... almost) Rene Vestergaard and James Brotherston We present the titular proof development which has been implemented in Isabelle/HOL. As a first, the proof is conducted exclusively by the primitive induction principles of the standard syntax and the considered reduction relations: the naive way, so to speak. Curiously, the Barendregt Variable Convention takes on a central technical role in the proof. We also show (i) that our presentation coincides with Curry's and Hindley's when terms are considered equal up-to alpha and (ii) that the confluence properties of all considered calculi are equivalent.